THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
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Allons-y!
Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful husband who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Saturday, May 18 ~
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~ Friday, May 17 ~
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I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I mean
LOOK
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I just
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
This guy.
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
infinite respect
i love this man
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
iM c Ry iNG
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in english today my teacher was talking about blogs and our homework assignment is to ‘find a blog’
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~ Thursday, May 16 ~
please stop
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“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other”
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MICHAEL IS BACK NO STOP IT I CAN’T TAKE THIS NBC
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JOAN CUSACK IS ERIN’S MOM MY LIFE
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moment of silence for dunder mifflin
may its legacy live forever in our hearts
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When I name my kid their middle name is going to be fucking so you can’t say their name without making them seem like the best thing since sliced bread.
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