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Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Friday, July 25 ~
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(Source: cologneoscopy)

Tags: YEEEEEESSSSSS
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~ Thursday, July 24 ~
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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

Tags: toy story wow
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~ Wednesday, July 23 ~
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the only bad thing about eradicating heteronormativity and normalizing queer relationships is then you have sexual tension with EVERYBODY

Tags: heteronormativity lgbt the struggle is real
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isobelstevenz:

all the things i ship ★ james ‘sawyer’ ford and kate austen

i never cared about having carte blanche because i just wanted to spend some time with the only other person on this island that just don’t belong.

Tags: lost sawyer x kate im gonna cry
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what’s so great about wallace and gromit

Tags: wallace and gromit seriously wtf england also chicken run????? that shit is fucking dangerous do u even animate
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(Source: theone8888)

Tags: canada oh my god
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creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Tags: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
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champagnemanagement:

adam scott aukerman

champagnemanagement:

adam scott aukerman

Tags: me
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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

Tags: my eyes just got so fuckin wide JESU
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~ Tuesday, July 22 ~
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me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

Tags: what the fuck is this???? are we like this????? dear god
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