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Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Sunday, October 19 ~
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Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?

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~ Saturday, October 18 ~
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pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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~ Thursday, October 16 ~
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skelenabones:

i’m gonna print this out as a sticker

skelenabones:

i’m gonna print this out as a sticker

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ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

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Tags: HOW DOES THIS EXIST
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~ Wednesday, October 15 ~
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epluspdegeneres:

I’ve said it a million times before but
PORTIA DE ROSSI IS SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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to-fade-into-the-night:

Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living. And above all those who didn’t get form W

Tags: psat pray
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