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Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Thursday, July 31 ~
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kiruiy:

huckly:

Every great leader needs a noble steed, right?
"BUT MY ASTHMA!"
"SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR, PIGGY. SUCKS TO IT."

suxx 2 ur FRICKIN assma

kiruiy:

huckly:

Every great leader needs a noble steed, right?

"BUT MY ASTHMA!"

"SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR, PIGGY. SUCKS TO IT."

suxx 2 ur FRICKIN assma

Tags: lord of the flies SUCKS TO YOUR ASS MAR
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leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

Tags: yisssss bromance jonah hill leonardo dicaprio
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~ Wednesday, July 30 ~
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(Source: humaneuphemism)

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Tags: cutie pies sholly the l word tlw
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Weird. Boobs…
Tags: sholly the l word tlw
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~ Monday, July 28 ~
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molleficent:

my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl

(Source: mollywaddle)

Tags: same but no dick
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daniela sea is such a fucking cutie pie

daniela sea is such a fucking cutie pie

Tags: daniela sea sarah shahi cuties
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~ Saturday, July 26 ~
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hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr)

Tags: owl fuk
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