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Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Monday, September 22 ~
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thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

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September 22nd, 1994 - FRIENDS pilot airs

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”

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~ Sunday, September 21 ~
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All the reading I was given to do in school was always heterosexual, every movie I saw was heterosexual, and I had to do this translation. I had to translate it to my life rather than seeing my life. Which is why when people say to me, “Your work is not really gay work, it’s universal.” And I say, “Up yours. It’s gay. And that you can take it, and translate it to your own life is very nice, but, at last, I don’t have to do the translating. You do.”

Harvey Fierstein, The Celluloid Closet

This is why I get annoyed when people say that the fact that Sherlock and John are two men doesn’t matter, they just care about the love. No, it does matter. Representation and allowing queer people to see themselves on tv through popular characters does matter. Exploring not only queer relationships but the sexuality behind those relationships absolutely matters. (via vowofsherlock)

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~ Saturday, September 20 ~
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~ Friday, September 19 ~
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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
Tags: OH MY GOD
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me

me

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~ Thursday, September 18 ~
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I love my skin!

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Tags: this is so fucking cute lupita nyongo elmo sesame street
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~ Wednesday, September 17 ~
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  • Interviewer: What makes a woman beautiful?
  • Sara: The fact that she's a woman
Tags: YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
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tiddiemeat420:

wait

tiddiemeat420:

wait

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~ Tuesday, September 16 ~
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rubyscoobydont:

the minute long compilation of every time sweet dee gags on always sunny that you never knew you wanted.

Tags: always sunny omg
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