Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
crime shows on censored tv channels are actually jokes like if i saw a dead person id probably say what the shit fuck happened to this little fucker