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Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Wednesday, April 23 ~
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~ Tuesday, April 22 ~
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older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

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I want this tattooed on my lower back

I want this tattooed on my lower back

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lostincape-town:

adruidwolf:

Happy Earth Day everyone.♡

❂

lostincape-town:

adruidwolf:

Happy Earth Day everyone.♡

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

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steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.


it looks like fucking mr bean

steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.

it looks like fucking mr bean

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