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Salutations! I am a wishful mermaid who has a dream to live on the sea with a pet caribou, Sasquatch, and a loving dragon, with a wonderful wife who lets me write all day. But of course, we will always have a night to eat borscht and pumpkin vareniky and pickled herring, then cuddle on the couch and watch Juno and Bare while sipping chilled hibiscus tea. Enjoy the butternut squashiness!
~ Monday, January 7 ~
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why is this so funny

why is this so funny

Tags: top gun air force air force academy tom cruise ethan hunt don't judge i have a thing for tom cruise like old timey stuff like risky business era don't judge me this was pre-scientology i promise
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    LMFAO that suks. I would be the ass who brought like 30 bucks in 5s just so i could
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    Fucking hilarious!
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    i’ve always wanted to watch the movie but i’m conflicted with the fact that i hate Tom Cruise.
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